Thus Spoke Vandal
Template:SubmissionInfoboxThus Spoke Vandal was created by Avraxas during Ragefest V: The Enragement Ring. It is a game created in FEXP. It is a spoof game based on Tactical Nonsense and Marc's playthrough of it.
Synopsis
Vandal is attacked by Bread Dragons, Wolt, but stronger, and Ash3wl who accuses him of stealing his tileset. SURVIVE.
Cast
Protagonists
Antagonists
Walkthrough
At the start of the game, Vandal will be alone, and will be assaulted by several waves of Bread Dragons. Steal the Red Gems off of them and abuse the forts to stay alive. Matthew will join you next turn. Accumulate enough gems to purchase two Runeswords at the shop above the four forts. Continue to hold out against the waves of Bread Dragons. Several turns in, Matthew but Stronger will spawn. Use Matthew to defeat him. A few turns after he is defeated, Ash3wl will appear, along with his army of clones, all armed with Bolting tomes that deal 1 damage and poison. The objective is to find the real Ash3wl among his army of clones. Head to the eastern part of the map, and find the true Ash3wl in the area in the bottom right. Avoid the invisible Kous. Defeat Ash3wl to complete the game and earn yourself a strange ending cutscene.
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Trivia
- The name is likely a reference to Thus Spoke Kishibe Rohan, a spin-off series of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable. This series of one-shots follows the exploits of Rohan Kishibe, who is an ensemble darkhorse, similar to how Vandal Swiftblade himself became much more popular after his co-starring role in Tactical Nonsense.